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UBL Biorhythm: Men Against the BoysMen Against the Boys

Is it better to have a team full of experienced, veterans? Or would you rather your team be chock full of promising rookies? It's a tough question to answer, and one that doesn't even necessarily have an answer. Let's take a look at the oldest and youngest teams in the leauge to see if it will shed some like on the age old question.

 Team Avg Age
 1. Beavers 35.12
 2. Hoodfellas 34.65
 3. Ninjas 34.13
 4. Deadbeat Drunks 33.96
 5. Matadors 33.92
 6. Bulldogs 33.67
 7. Gladiators 33.67
 8. Windbags 33.56
 9. Hellions 32.84
 10. Hawkeyes 32.56
 11. River Cats 32.52
 12. Kings 32.40
 13. Clash 32.32
 14. Luchadores 32.28
 15. Rebels 31.92
 16. Dragons 31.76
 17. RedNexx 31.72
 18. Devils 31.32
 19. Border Cats 31.20
 20. Isotopes 31.00
 21. Yellow Fever 30.00
 22. Mayhem 29.60
 23. Plaid Sox 29.48
 24. Destroyers 29.32
 25. Fire Ants 28.88
 26. Kodiaks 28.64
 27. Polar Bears 27.47
 28. River Rats 27.44

Oldest Team: Melbourne Beavers

Contrary to rumors floating around the shuffleboard circuit, the Beavers did not move their Fort Lauderdale spring training camp down I-95 to Century Village and hire Jack LaLanne as strength and conditioning coach. Still, they are the oldest team in baseball, a 162-episode version of thirtysomething.

With an average age of 35, Melbourne officially gets the nod as the "Grand Daddies of the Senior Circuit".

Yancy McCormick, 38 realizes his days of leading the team may be numbered. "I'm starting to get to that age where your body starts failing you," McCormick says as he rubs mineral ice into his throwing arm. "It's just a fact of life, I guess." At 36, Al Knickerbocker isn't far behind.

Veteran starting pitcher Harlin Jones sees the this era in Beavers' history coming to an end. "Guys like me, McCormick and Benemont Fordham aren't going to be here forever, that's no secret. How the team reacts to that remains to be seen."

It's never pretty to watch a player get old. Watching a whole team do it is like watching a train wreck. One thing's for sure: the future is now for the Beavers.

Youngest Team: Pittsburgh River Rats

Whether it's the perils of playing in a small market or for an owner too cheap to want to pay the price to compete, the River Rats have put together a roster that seems to feature more rookies than veterans. The result is a collection of players long on enthusiasm and painfully short on experience including many who made the quantum leap from Double A ball right to the major leagues.

At an average age of 27, Pittsburgh are certainly very green. "There are some games we feel like we belong," says twenty five year-old second baseman Brody Bye. "There are other games we feel like we're a little kid getting beat around out there." Chris Hor, 24, nods along, smiling from ear to ear.

"A lot of people see us as the future of the franchise," Reyes Wassinger, 22 says. "That may be so, but you won't get me, Brody, Chris or Nikolas Tomasetti up here to say it. We know we've got a long way to go."

But as first baseman Tom Lobert, a fifteen-year veteran observed, "You know guys are younger and they do things a little different. Different isn't always bad. It's just different."