Pitching
If you're going in to face Rover, better be wearing plenty of protection. He's wild. You know, some times I think I can throw harder than Rover, and that's saying a lot. Rover has no endurance. He's good for an inning an outing, tops. But Rover, do us a favor. Stop throwing that changeup. It looks like a beachball. He's almost as effective against lefthanders as he is versus righthanders.

Defense & Hitting
Rover is nothing special in the field. Rover does a very poor job of holding baserunners because of his deliberate move to home plate. Rover is a surpisingly good hitting pitcher. And I'm not sure you can say this about a pitcher, but Rover has some pop in his swing. Interesting sidenote, The Free Agents have been known to use Rover as a pinch-runner on occasion.

2014 Outlook
But if you ask me, I'll pass on Rover.

          -- Moostard Nyman